Meet the new Maria UPP and the Brazilian Marias: gasolina, chuteira, tatame,… only in Brazil

A military officer was already arrested accused of having sexual relations with the “Maria UPP” during work hours. UPPs mean Unidade de Polícia Pacificadora, something like Pacifying Police Units that were created on Brazilian favelas to get rid of the drug dealers at the slums. The woman is known to the corporation for visiting the pacified communities during the night to have sex with police officers, as the report published in newspaper Meia Hora last Sunday.

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Illustration from Jornal Meia Hora.

The unindentified girl is so passionate about peacemaking that she supposedly immortalized the acronym UPP as a tattoo at a very intimate place. Military policemen told Meia Hora that “Mary UPP” does not mind being photographed or filmed, even though the images are shared between them.

Investigations continue to try to identify other officers who participated in the sessions during work hours. On Wednesday, they received information that the woman works as a gas station attendant during the day.

In one image, the woman appears practicing oral sex on two uniformed soldiers. In another, she is in full ‘lepo lepo’ with two cops at the same time. She has also been photographed in uniform and holding a rifle. The existence of Mary UPP was discovered by the wife of one of the policemen, who soon told her colleagues. Some of them paid a visit to their husbands at their workplaces.

According to the few policemen, the Mary UPP does not charge for sex, she just asks for taxi money and a snack. And in this climate of love, she has slept with over a thousand policemen.

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The picture of the Maria UPP.

The Marias of Brazil have their story almost always similar – they are illustrious unknowns and engage with a famous football player for example. And after dating, marriage or a simple “ficada”(a brazilian term for hook up with no strings attached), they associate the soccer players name to theirs for self promotion and fame: these are the Maria Chuteiras or Mary Cleats.

Other Marias from Brazil are the Maries Gasoline, women who relate only with guys who have a car or motorcycle. Marias Tatame, Mary Mat, a woman who love not only the physical form of the brazilian jiujitsu fighters, but also the attraction “power” of their black belts.

And lately several other Marias have become famous in Brazil, like Maria Purpurinas, Mary Glitter, one that goes after gay guys. Mary Caderneta, Mary Booklet, women who run after teachers usually after good grades in school or college. Maria Palhetas, Mary Guitar Picks and Marias Drumsticks(Baqueta) that only catch guitarists and drummers in bands, Maria Bearings that tie with skateboarders and Marias Fuzil(Mary Rifle) that date only drug dealers.

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Joe Cloud
Dutch, American, Brazilian... lived there for 5 years and owns property in Brazil. Out of the country for a few years now and would like to go back, however current circumstances tell me it's not the right time.

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Dutch, American, Brazilian... lived there for 5 years and owns property in Brazil. Out of the country for a few years now and would like to go back, however current circumstances tell me it's not the right time.