Mr. Rant and I were joking around about our little city of love here in Rio de Janeiro. I mean, let’s just be honest, no single person comes to Rio de Janeiro and doesn’t hope to get laid.
So we came up with the perfect tourism logo for the citizens of Rio de Janeiro: Take one for the Team. Are you single? Brazilian? Enjoy sex? Well, take one for the team. If you meat (pun intended) a lonely tourist cruising the streets in search of love, provide it.
Now the funny part is that I said that they already do. One thing Brazilians give out readily is the lovin’. My husband disagreed. As he put it, I’m a woman. I can/will find that kind of attention anywhere in the world. And you know, I see his point.
Carioca women are not always the easiest creatures to get into a horizontal position, that is unless you are on the beach and they feel their ass is a bit white for summer.
What to do? Honestly, I can’t tell you. I’m sure Mr. Rant has a few tips but, shockingly, he’s hesitant to share them with his gringa wife.
This all came up after I told my husband about running into some single American men. No offense to the men of my country, but sometimes you lack a little of a thing I like to call “smooth game.” These 2 men had only managed to make out with women.
Considering it was Carnaval, that’s like shaking hands any other time of the year. Kisses are exchanged like beer for money or urine to the toilet during that holiday. And that can be confusing to some bright-eyed and bushy tailed tourists.
So my question is to those who know, what does the Carioca woman like? What qualities are attractive? What aren’t?